Skip to main content

The Tan

I have this habit of rolling up my sleeves. I don't really remember why I started doing it, but I do know that it's become second nature for me. If I'm not wearing a short-sleeved shirt, I will almost automatically roll up the sleeves. I do this with all kinds of clothing: dress shirts at work, sweaters, sweatshirts, athletic gear, you get the idea. I pretty much never keep my sleeves rolled down unless I have to (say if I'm wearing a suit at a wedding).

I also like to be active, so I will occasionally go on hikes or go on runs. One day several weeks back, I decided to go for a hike before hanging out with a buddy of mine. I specifically remember thinking that I should bring a hat to limit the amount of heat I lost and to protect myself from the sun, so the sun's effects must have been on my mind. I also intentionally wore long sleeves so that I wouldn't have to worry as much about wearing sunscreen or getting sun burn.

Here's the thing, though, despite my penchant for rolling up my sleeves, I don't think I got much of a sunburn from the hike. I did, in fact, roll up my sleeves while walking around, but good chunks of the hike were in shaded parts of a trail. I also kept rolling my sleeves up and down as I was walking around, since I also had to walk through brush and other assorted foliage. So, all in all, my anti-sunburn-on-the-hike plan was a success.

This wouldn't be much of a blog post if that's where the story ended, though. I had lunch after the hike, and then stopped off at my friend's house to hang out. Since it was a nice day out, we decided to hang out on the patio and consume some adult beverages. I hadn't seen him or his wife in a while, so a few hours passed as we chatted and caught up. And of course, my natural tendency to roll up my sleeves kicked in at that point. The problem was that even though I'd had a anti-sunburn plan for the hike, I didn't have an anti-sunburn plan for sitting out on the patio. In fact, it never really crossed my mind because I was just thinking about hanging out.

Do you know what happens when you roll up your sleeves and then sit out in the sun for a while? You get a very, very definitive tan. It ends up looking like a farmer's tan that got shifted down by about 6 inches. However, this is not something that people are used to seeing, so they will usually comment on it when they notice it. With farmer's tans, people more or less understand what they see, so they won't usually say too much about it. But with a tan that is pretty much a straight line across your forearms, they will comment.

The best part of all of this is that I've had this tan for a couple of weeks now, and it looks like it'll be at least another week before my tan fades and the skin starts looking normal again. Be ware of patios, people.

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

New York City Trip (Day 3)

By the third day of the trip, I was tired enough from the previous day's adventures/subway rides that I felt like sleeping in. And sleep in I did. I think I woke up at something like 11:30 or noon. Of course, that meant that a later start to the day, which started the vicious cycle all over again. By the time we rolled into Manhattan, it was about two in the afternoon. I had tentatively set aside Sunday to see something on Broadway, so we headed over to the tkts booth for discount tickets. There were actually various 3PM options, and after mulling our options, we figured it'd be a good idea to catch one of those. We settled on The Toxic Avenger , which was actually an off-Broadway option. However, we hadn't eaten yet, and the show started about 15 minutes after we got our tickets. Enter the food carts. There happened to be one right outside the theater, and the guy charged a little bit of a premium for the convenience. Still, I was hungry, and I had yet to try...

Backlog

I am an information junkie. Always have been. I'm one of those people that cares far more about the storyline in a video game than the actual game play. At work, I will spend time researching things related to solved problems, because I want to know exactly why it failed in the first place. And if someone learns something new, I want to go see what it's about, because I want to know what they know. I know it's not exactly the average outlook on life, but it is what it is. Anyhow, this mentality leads to my habit of tracking various websites, blogs, and other internet web sources to keep my information flow constant. Doing all of this manually is tedious at best, though, so I use Google Reader  to organize all of these feeds. It just makes things simpler to have a single source of RSS feeds, so that I can quickly browse through items related to my interests. Given all of that, it should come as no surprise that I also try to keep up with my feeds on a regular basis. I ...

Sick Days 2

I've mentioned before that getting sick is a source of amusement for me, largely because of the kids and the reactions I get from people at work. Well, it looks like I underestimated just how much laughter illness can cause. Yup, the whole process of getting sick managed to generate some (mild) amusement. First of all, my brother got a pretty bad case of strep throat, so he had to miss some time at work. He is also around kids quite a bit, so it's not uncommon for one of those "vectors of infection" he works with to get him sick in some way, shape, or form. In this case, he managed to contract a case of strep throat. His supervisor, however, was far more concerned about the work schedule than the fact that he had a really high fever and could not keep himself out of bed. She said she was going to make him come in later that day (to which he roughly said, "you're not understanding. I cannot come in to work today."), and then she insisted on a doctor...