Skip to main content

How I Lost $70

An old friend of mine decided to have a poker night recently, and yours truly was invited. Now I'm not a great poker player, but that sounded like a very laid back way to have a good time on a Friday night, so I readily accepted.

I showed up a few minutes late, so there were already a few other people there when I walked in. Even better, when I went to take off my shoes, I accidentally yanked on the wrong side of the shoelace. So I basically just knotted it tighter, and since it had been raining a little bit, my wet hands took a little longer than usual to fix this problem. There's no way for me to confirm this, but I do suspect that this dashed any psychological edge I may have potentially had for the rest of the night.

After I dealt with my shoelace mishap, I took a place at the table. It was a $10 buy-in, and there were 5 people at the table. There were going to be 2 more coming a little later, though, so the total payout was $70. That's right, they were playing winner take all.

We settled down into a game, and it was a good time. As I was playing, I remembered advice I had once heard from a friend of a friend: play tight. I don't know if that's generally considered good or bad advice, but on this night, it served me well. Maybe it was luck or maybe it was actually skill, but I slowly increased my chip count throughout the night. In fact, I lasted into the last couple of people with the chip lead. It wasn't a huge lead, but I liked my chances, and $70 bucks isn't exactly chump change in my book (if it is chump change to you, how would you like to buy me a meal?).

However, when everyone else is out, they get bored. The other guy & I played a few hands (I upped my chip count again), but we realized it wasn't going to be a very quick game. So, we did the only rational thing we could think of: we agreed to play rock-paper-scissors to determine the outcome of the game. Whoever won three of five would take the pot.

Sadly, my rock-paper-scissors skills weren't as good as my poker skills, so I lost, 3-1. Just like that, the money slipped through my hands (side note: if you suddenly find that I want to play rock-paper-scissors more often, I'm just practicing, don't mind me).

Still, I'd had more than my share of fun for the night, so I wasn't about to complain. Also, we had decided that we'd donate the money to Haiti. So, regardless of whether I won or lost, we did good. Also, with everyone else re-engaged in the evening's activities, we ended up playing an amusing couple of games of Apples to Apples. All in all, I'd call it a success.

As good a night as it was, though, I think a victory would've made it that much sweeter. So, should it be useful to you in the future, I present to you my keys to success for a poker night:
1. Don't underestimate the difficulty of untying your shoes, lest you pay for your hubris
2. When in doubt, throw rock

Comments

  1. So, I think you really only lost $60. Since you had already pitched in $10 in the cumulative ante of $70, doesn't that make it an economic sunk cost? (just being snarky)

    ReplyDelete
  2. Technically, I think it's still a 70 dollar loss because I could have won the original 10 dollars back. Though they say you should never chase your money, meaning you should always treat money you put in like a sunk cost.

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Nicknames Again

In a post from a while back , I mentioned that people around me end up with nicknames fairly frequently. It's not always my doing, but I am more than happy to play along. Of course, the best part isn't the actual nickname, it's always the back story that leads to the nickname. And since it's been a while since that previous post, I've picked up a few more stories about nicknames that are worth a chuckle. So, without further ado, I present to you: "ADT" You know how people pay for security systems for their houses? One of the most well-known companies is called ADT . My brother likes to say that he has no need for said security systems because one of his neighbors is constantly on the lookout for what's going on in the neighborhood. She's like a one-person neighborhood watch, complete with a side of the neighborhood gossip. He has actually come home and had her tell him about the comings and goings of his wife. My brother's smart aleck str...

All Good Things ...

August 8, 2009. Over twelve years ago, I started blogging with this simple post . I didn't really have a great reason for starting the blog, other than I wanted to try it out. I wanted to try writing and putting it where others could read it. I don't know, it just seemed like a new adventure to try. Along the way, there have been all sorts of posts and all sorts of life events, but through it all, I kept writing. It just became a part of what I do at some point. It wasn't a matter of whether I was going to write a blog post, it was a matter of when. The Mild Wife has described it as a "writing practice," and it was one of the reasons why I kept writing. Honestly, it's good practice, and it gives me an opportunity to hone my craft. I'm no professional author, but we all have to write stuff in our everyday lives. Why not give yourself reps to get better at it? However, I think it's time for that practice to change. My weekly anecdotes sure kept me amused...

Combinations

Unfortunately, this pandemic seems to be drawing out even farther. I'd started to think that we might be getting over the hump, but the number of cases keep rising and there are new variants that seem to be causing concern all over again. I'm not predicting doom and gloom, but let's just say that I'm not surprised that some counties are starting to issue lockdown and mask rules again. Ultimately, that means that the Mild Wife and I have to ensure our mask game is on point again. We still have a few from the initial bout of sewing  but it's sure looking like we're going to need masks in the near future. Given that, I figured I might as well start making a few more. Of course, I've got a few more reps under my belt now, so I can start to think more about how we want the finished product to look rather than the mechanics of whether or not I threaded the machine properly. The latest sewing blog post happened to be about masks, and it was from a few weeks ago, s...